This is almost exactly how I feel right now.

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DragonflyBlade21:
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in
her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend.
This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that
way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and
the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we
are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your
resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to
hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he
doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will
never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the
person that we hired.